Install this theme

“I’ve got my eye on you.”

“I’ve got my eye on you.”

earthsmightiestbabysitter started following you

geniusininsanity:

earthsmightiestbabysitter:

geniusininsanity:

earthsmightiestbabysitter:

That rumor is behind the times. You actually can go [classified] without any major difficulty. 

But you’re right, I should.

Go to bed, Nick.

SHIELD and the world have managed without you.
I’m sure they can do so for one more night.
image

*sighs deeply* 

Good night.

Nick-

… I’m glad you’re back.

*Nick smiles, almost gently, at her* 

Glad to be back. 

Go The F--k To Sleep by Samuel L. Jackson

brocreate:

interatrial | 5-8-3-2-7 | amigara:

Samuel L. Jackson reads “Go The Fuck To Sleep”

Bedtime will never be the same again. 

TEARS POURING DOWN MY FUCKING FACE

I AM PEEING.

oh my god

earthsmightiestbabysitter started following you

geniusininsanity:

earthsmightiestbabysitter:

geniusininsanity:

earthsmightiestbabysitter:

*Nick sighs deeply and rubs his eye* 

Oh, I am well aware. Why do you think I’m here, and not in my own bed.

I’ve got to get up to date on everything as quickly as possible. You never know when the next crisis will strike… 

You should rest-

Rumor has it humans get sloppy after more than twenty hours of being awake.
image

That rumor is behind the times. You actually can go [classified] without any major difficulty. 

But you’re right, I should.

Go to bed, Nick.

SHIELD and the world have managed without you.
I’m sure they can do so for one more night.
image

*sighs deeply* 

Good night.

earthsmightiestbabysitter started following you

geniusininsanity:

earthsmightiestbabysitter:

geniusininsanity:

*Natasha frowned at him, then let go of his hand rather abruptly and tried to shrug it all off as she folded her arms*

Well, you’ve missed a bit, you know.

*Nick sighs deeply and rubs his eye* 

Oh, I am well aware. Why do you think I’m here, and not in my own bed.

I’ve got to get up to date on everything as quickly as possible. You never know when the next crisis will strike… 

You should rest-

Rumor has it humans get sloppy after more than twenty hours of being awake.
image

That rumor is behind the times. You actually can go [classified] without any major difficulty. 

But you’re right, I should.

((Why am I RPing at four o’clock in the morning? 

image

… Oh yeaaah))

earthsmightiestbabysitter started following you

geniusininsanity:

*Natasha frowned at him, then let go of his hand rather abruptly and tried to shrug it all off as she folded her arms*

Well, you’ve missed a bit, you know.

*Nick sighs deeply and rubs his eye* 

Oh, I am well aware. Why do you think I’m here, and not in my own bed.

I’ve got to get up to date on everything as quickly as possible. You never know when the next crisis will strike… 

geniusininsanity:

She’s not letting this go until she gets a present or a hug

((Well, it’s not like he went sightseeing or anything…))

earthsmightiestbabysitter started following you

geniusininsanity:

earthsmightiestbabysitter:

geniusininsanity:

earthsmightiestbabysitter:

This afternoon. Yesterday afternoon, now. 

… So you’re back?…
Seriously?

*Natasha eyed him for a moment, then cautiously reached to poke Nick in the center of his chest as though testing him for substance*

*Nick brushes her hand away and lifts an eyebrow* 

No, I’m actually not back at all. I’m the ghost of Nick Fury come to torment you for breaking my stuff. . 

*she caught his fingers instead and held on to them rather seriously*

… You’re an asshole.

*Nick’s hand twitched at the unexpected contact, but forced his fingers to relax, gently allowing Natasha to hold his hand.*

You are not wrong. 

earthsmightiestbabysitter started following you

geniusininsanity:

earthsmightiestbabysitter:

geniusininsanity:

earthsmightiestbabysitter:

geniusininsanity:

… Nick?
image

Hello, Natasha. 


I am too sober for this-

When did you get back?

This afternoon. Yesterday afternoon, now. 

… So you’re back?…
Seriously?

*Natasha eyed him for a moment, then cautiously reached to poke Nick in the center of his chest as though testing him for substance*

*Nick brushes her hand away and lifts an eyebrow* 

No, I’m actually not back at all. I’m the ghost of Nick Fury come to torment you for breaking my stuff. . 

earthsmightiestbabysitter started following you

geniusininsanity:

earthsmightiestbabysitter:

geniusininsanity:

… Nick?
image

Hello, Natasha. 


I am too sober for this-

When did you get back?

This afternoon. Yesterday afternoon, now. 

((SO YOU KNOW: I’m working on an actual, in character text post explaining this, but Nick was on a mission in a different universe and things got… a little screwy. And time went a little wonky. To him, he’s only been gone a few weeks, though he knows the time dilation has occurred))